Ann Coulter explains that Rand Paul (and Rubio) can’t be president because “they are as tall as my iPod.”

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Rand can’t be president because he isn’t tall enough. That makes sense.

But she does support Chris Christie, Obama’s Republican BFF.

Short is terrible. Obese and unhealthy is OK I guess.

This woman’s time on the stage is done. Please leave gracefully Ms. Coulter or otherwise you will find yourself further and further on the margin.

Actually, on second thought, please stick around. Your implosion is actually quite entertaining. You are completely and totally intellectually inconsistent and it’s good for America to see what Bush Republicanism looks like. Put it on display for everyone to see Anne.