“Let us turn the whole country into a socialist fairyland by the joint operation of the army and people!”

Looks like a "fairyland" to me.
Looks like a “fairyland” to me.

North Korea, if you weren’t such an oppressive Stalinist police state you’d almost be entertaining. Although the above quote is fantastic, number 8 on the list below is my favorite

8. “Fertilizer means rice and socialism.”

That one is ready for a t-shirt.

Here are some of the other new official slogans from Pyongyang which will be all the rage on the collective farm this year.

(From CNBC)

  1. “Build ‘gold mountains’ and ‘treasure mountains’ with brilliant scientific and technological achievements!”

  2. “Make fruits cascade down and their sweet aroma fill the air on the sea of apple trees at the foot of Chol Pass!”

  3. “Let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms by making mushroom cultivation scientific, intensive and industrialized!”

  4. “Grow vegetables extensively in greenhouses!”

  5. “Let us turn the whole country into a socialist fairyland by the joint operation of the army and people!”

  6. “More stylish school uniforms and quality school things for our dear children!”

  7. “Let us make the whole country resound louder with the song We Are the Happiest in the World.”

  8. “Fertilizer means rice and socialism.”

  9. “Let us cover the whole country with fruit and other trees and flowers!”

  10. “Play sports games in an offensive way, the way the anti-Japanese guerrillas did!”

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