Basic economics San Francisco hipster style

I’m not dissing San Francisco here. I’m not even dissing San Francisco hipsters. (Who are way more fun that the Brooklyn type in my experience.) I actually like the city quite a lot. But I don’t have to pay taxes or deal with the regs (and people like below) there either.

I will also say that San Francisco is the only place I’ve ever been followed into a restaurant by a homeless person who demanded that I buy her a piece of pizza. (I didn’t buy her one. She was not happy.)