Employee at Google “identifies” as a “yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin” and an “expansive ornate building,” gives presentation on “Living as a Plural Being”

If you’re not hurting anyone hey, go to it. But don’t expect me to sit through your presentation if you “identify” as a “dragonkin.” (Or a building?) I will pass. And that doesn’t make me anti-dragonkin. I would love to hang out with some if such things existed.

If on the other hand you can breathe fire on command I will reconsider my pass.

Also a simple piece of advice. Life would probably be a lot easier if you reduced the LSD intake. Unsolicited I know, but something to consider.