Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying

A recent photo from Tehran?


Too often headlines are doom this, and pestilence that. We need more lizard headlines.

This is the former chief of staff of Iran’s armed forces making this assertion.

(From The Times of Israel)

The former chief-of-staff of Iran’s armed forces said Tuesday that Western spies had used lizards to “attract atomic waves” and spy on his country’s nuclear program…

…“Several years ago, some individuals came to Iran to collect aid for Palestine… We were suspicious of the route they chose,” he told the reformist ILNA news agency.

“In their possessions were a variety of reptile desert species like lizards, chameleons… We found out that their skin attracts atomic waves and that they were nuclear spies who wanted to find out where inside the Islamic Republic of Iran we have uranium mines and where we are engaged in atomic activities,” he said.

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